who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow
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This satire was made 20 years ago.
Old school Madtv was spot on
honestly this isnt even satire anymore
literally theyre all like this
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i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm
i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked
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